Friday, October 29, 2010

two nights ago

12:00AM
i don't sleep
1:00AM
i don't sleep
2:00AM
i wish my brain had an off switch
3:00AM
i don't sleep
4:00AM
i rush packing
4:50AM
we wait in line at the airport and then hurry to get our stuff looked at and re-ran and are there any sharp objects in your bag?
5:00AM 
we wait at the gate
5:01AM
i notice a guy with curly hair only covering the back of his head, dad says he's one of the guys in charge of cucalorus 
5:05AM
cucalorus guy does leg stretches next to the line and i bite my lip and try not to laugh, i think he notices
he's short and skinny, like some kind of a compact film festival organizer
5:10AM
it's raining outside the airplane window
hard
5:11AM 
cucalorus guy sits down next to dad, his nails are painted blue 
5:50AM
i'm at the phase of 24 hour sleep deprivation where i'm not sure i'm awake or not
 7:15AM
the plane took off late so when we get off the first one the next flight is already boarding
7:15AM
we sprint all the way to the other side of the gigantic airport where our next gate is so conveniently located!!!
my legs die
7:20AM
we sit down on the next flight
8:00AM
my stomach is eating itself
8:30AM
pringles and grapes for brunch I DON'T CARE THAT I DON'T LIKE PRINGLES. SWEET SALVATION 
9:00AM
but oh my god airplane drinks taste like shit
9:10AM
the old lady behind me starts beating up my chair hey what are you doing ow
9:11AM
there's an extremely overworked looking man sitting across from me, he's asleep with his head in his hands and he looks tired even resting 
9:40AM
the pringles case just barked at me i'm conpljetly serious you guys EOW
9:44AM
what is sleep
9:45AM
if my eyeballs were lips they'd be so chapped right now
9:46AM
i've been staring at katy prrry's cleavage on the cover of a magazine for 2 hoursd
9:47AM
i sleep
10:00AM
i sleep
10:30AM
i wake up
10:40AM
the san francisco airpojhrt is as crowded as downtown wilmington gets during the azalea festival
10:43AM
sittin onna luggage bag
10:45AM
we get the crazy taxi driver
he drives hunched over with his eyes and mouth half open and he mumbles to himself about witchdoctors while going 80 miles per hour
11:00AM
sittin in a hotel
11:05AM
i'm not... tired
11:05AM
i pass out
11:24AM
I'M FORCED BACK AWAKE
12:16PM
goldengate park
the guy that we're walking behind has his ass totally hanging out of his pants
DOESN'T HE NOTICE
3:47PM
i get lost after going to wasteland and end up in amoeba(!!!!!) but i can't buy anything and leave and then find my way back to the hotel
4:00PM
I LOVE EVERYONE
5:00PM
~*~*~*I LOVE EVERYONE*~*~*~
7:21PM
i pass out

i can't post any pictures because i didn't bring my laptop but i will when i get back home except apparently now we're going to go to new orleans after we leave california, what

anddd i can't post links on the iphone but you should follow cawlinphotography even though you probably already are

14 comments:

  1. Hey welcome to San Francisco! I really liked the time-entry style of the narrative - certainly a well used device. I giggled when the pringle can barked at you. PS I live in SF, right on the beach!

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  2. suddenly, typos everywhere :'D
    OH GOD NEW ORLEANS THAT SOUNDS SO BORING EVEN THOUGH I'VE NEVER BEEN THERE AND HAVE ONLY SEEN IT WHEN IT WAS FLOODED OR EVERYONE WAS DRUNK AND TOPLESS
    i wish i could go on vacation with you, i like that feeling of leaving and panicking and getting lost and regretting going and then having a little fun which is always overly exaggerated later to make yourself think you had a lot more fun and then going home to say "fuck, why am i back here?" RUNONSENTENCEOVER.

    oh and i've never been in a taxi before, were the seats sticky?

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  3. What other parts did you visit? I freaking LOVVVVVVVVVEE SAn fran. :D

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  4. -thanks for welcoming me!! i visited san fran last month too and went to the beach but i haven't gone yet this time. :( SAW DOLPHINS LAST TIME Y'ALL, AW YEEEE
    -jane if i could i'd take you on all my vacations, you're too tall to fit in my suitcase though and BULLSHIT YOU'VE NEVER BEEN INNA TAXI
    -i've really just stayed near the downtown haight area and haven't really strayed far from it much. mostly i've just been shopping and going to museums and acting tourist-y in general. and camping out in the cult movies section of amoeba. i feel like i could just stay in one of the coffee shops all day and watch people walk by because everyone here's so INTERESTING-LOOKING

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  5. LOL afro started her own pels bkus femme is down for the holidays

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  6. my sleep was JUST FUCKING DANDY /ihatelifebecauseit's7inthemorning
    oh god i hope daniel doesn't mention the eeldick thing

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  7. This is like every morning for me!

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